It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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