Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
