I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
God, I missed his penis.
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