just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
