Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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