how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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