don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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