that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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