OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Found the puke drawer
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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