it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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