ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
