he shaved USA in his pubs
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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