I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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