Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
