he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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