you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
