a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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