Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
