The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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