I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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