If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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