Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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