No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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