google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
