I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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