what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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