yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I love you.
Bad choice
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