How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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