what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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