he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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