Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
