if you like me you must not know who I am
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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