I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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