you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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