areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
