ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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