I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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