If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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