The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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