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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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