Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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