I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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