Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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