At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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