"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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