I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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