I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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