his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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