And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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