hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I see more hoeing in ur future
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