It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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