I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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