i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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